Skg ni ak dpn laptop ak....
mcm biase la on9.....2 la keje ak mase cuti ni...keje x brgaji,haha..
ak duk kt umh nenek ak ni....
ak terkezut tau???
nk tau sbb ape??
yelakn...nenek ak tgh baring sbelah ak smbil beborak dgn ak...
ak ngh cbok dgn laptop ak ni....
smbl ak tgh borak dgn nenek ak ni kn...tibe2 die snyap...ak pn bnyi org berdengkur
ak pn plek la kn....ak trus tgk die...
lps 2 ak trus gelak kuat2....hahaha..
terkejut ak,smbl borak dgn die,tibe2 die leh tdo....kirenye ak ckp sorg la..haha..die tutup mate je trus tdo...mcm nobitakan....sbb 2 la ak x thn nk gelak 2...ak bkn main ssh nk tdo...tutup mate kul 1pg,dlm kul 3 pn xleh tdo lg....nenek ak ni kejap je...tutup mate je trus tdo...bpk best...haha
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tagged by Fyza
Name : Muhammad Naim bin Mohamed Ziadi
Sisters : 2 youngers sister
Brothers : one older brother
Shoe size : Six
Height : 170
Where do you live :Now in Kelantan
Have you ever been on a plane : Yes!!
Swam in the ocean : Always....mase tgl kt langkawi dlu
Fallen asleep at school : rarely
Broken someone’s heart : yup...sorry Nurul
Fell off your chair : yup
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Never!!!
Saved e-mails : Yes
What is your room like :Pink colour...xtau la psl ape wane 2,memg blek 2 asl2 wane pink
What’s right beside you: Malaikat
What is the last thing you ate : Biskut Munchy's
Chicken pox : never...xtau la bler akn kne...arp2 x kne la
Sore throat : now...my voice like bandi amuk..yea yeh!!!
Broken nose : Nope..
Do you believe in love at first sight : no la!!!
Like picnics : Yezza
The last person you danced with : my kazen...shuffle dlm hutan...mcm org gler..haha
Last made you smile : my father
You last yelled at : pelayan restaurant
Talk to someone you like :YES!!!!
Kissed anyone : my mom
Get sick : no no no!!!
Talk to an ex : ok je..
Miss someone :yes...all my frens..
Who do you really hate: Manusia yg sombonk tahap Naruto n bertukar menjadi super saiyan
Do you like your hand-writing : no no no...so ugly martian
Are your toe nails painted : nope..never..
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep : x kesah la...
What color shirt are you wearing now : yellow d raja
Are you a friendly person : yesH!!!
Do you have any pets : nope..
Do you sleep with the TV on : tdk same skali...bazir api je
What are you doing right now : Lu pikir la sndri
Can you handle the truth : yes..hopefully
Are you closer to your mother or father : both of them..
Do you eat healthy : xpun
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex :enggak ade pak...
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to: my best fren,Mr Winston
Are you confident : yes!
5 things I was doing 10 years :
eat,
sleep,
prayer,
study,
jog,
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire-
donate to the orphans,
bwt umh sebesar alamanda,
give it 2 my father n mother,
go to Haji,
bli Ferrari F1 pnye...
5 of my bad habits :-
smoking,
sleep,
lazy,
loitering,
loud
5 people I'll tag :-
Soul as mirotic,
Zaim@Gaiga
Man kecik,
Indon,
Shapak the bow.
Sisters : 2 youngers sister
Brothers : one older brother
Shoe size : Six
Height : 170
Where do you live :Now in Kelantan
Have you ever been on a plane : Yes!!
Swam in the ocean : Always....mase tgl kt langkawi dlu
Fallen asleep at school : rarely
Broken someone’s heart : yup...sorry Nurul
Fell off your chair : yup
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Never!!!
Saved e-mails : Yes
What is your room like :Pink colour...xtau la psl ape wane 2,memg blek 2 asl2 wane pink
What’s right beside you: Malaikat
What is the last thing you ate : Biskut Munchy's
Chicken pox : never...xtau la bler akn kne...arp2 x kne la
Sore throat : now...my voice like bandi amuk..yea yeh!!!
Broken nose : Nope..
Do you believe in love at first sight : no la!!!
Like picnics : Yezza
The last person you danced with : my kazen...shuffle dlm hutan...mcm org gler..haha
Last made you smile : my father
You last yelled at : pelayan restaurant
Talk to someone you like :YES!!!!
Kissed anyone : my mom
Get sick : no no no!!!
Talk to an ex : ok je..
Miss someone :yes...all my frens..
Who do you really hate: Manusia yg sombonk tahap Naruto n bertukar menjadi super saiyan
Do you like your hand-writing : no no no...so ugly martian
Are your toe nails painted : nope..never..
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep : x kesah la...
What color shirt are you wearing now : yellow d raja
Are you a friendly person : yesH!!!
Do you have any pets : nope..
Do you sleep with the TV on : tdk same skali...bazir api je
What are you doing right now : Lu pikir la sndri
Can you handle the truth : yes..hopefully
Are you closer to your mother or father : both of them..
Do you eat healthy : xpun
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex :enggak ade pak...
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to: my best fren,Mr Winston
Are you confident : yes!
5 things I was doing 10 years :
eat,
sleep,
prayer,
study,
jog,
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire-
donate to the orphans,
bwt umh sebesar alamanda,
give it 2 my father n mother,
go to Haji,
bli Ferrari F1 pnye...
5 of my bad habits :-
smoking,
sleep,
lazy,
loitering,
loud
5 people I'll tag :-
Soul as mirotic,
Zaim@Gaiga
Man kecik,
Indon,
Shapak the bow.
What is marketing???
Simple analogy ........... kalau jawab dlm exam pasti lecturer tergolek punya!
What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
******
What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
******
Petua tercekik tulang..
nie aku rasa dia memang kelakar..... ... and not only that the message were well presented... ...... Nice!!!!
Aku datang dari keluarga yg besar...16 adik beradik, bila sesekali berkumpul, dah tentu mak aku akan buat majlis makan besar-besar dan best-best!!! Dalam ramai2 adik beradik, bukan semua yg suka stail aku, apabila aku bawa gaya hidup " gaya pulang ke pangkal jalan'"...maka adalah yg tak kena sana sini...oh..
Masa makan, aku pun duduk lah cara Nabi..(rujuk ustaz) lalu ada yg sound:
"apahal duduk macam nak berlari ajer...."
"tak baik lutut tinggi pada makanan.."
" ni duduk ke nak berak nie..?"
Oleh sebab aku lelaki beriman, maka aku buat muka seposen...aku pun basuh tangan,
Nota untuk mua'alaf: sebelum makan sunnah Nabi adalah basuh kedua2 tangan dan berkumur, insyaAllah jika korang amal nie sebelum korang mati Allah akan mempermudahkan segala urusan hutang piutang korang. 朒utang kereta/ rumah/ kahwin/ study/along bla bla bla!!!
Sambung balik, aku pun berpikir...ada baiknya juga Nabi tak makan pakai sudu @ garfu, kalau Nabi makan pakai sudu, susah pulak org miskin macam aku nak ikut sunnah Nabi, nak pakai sudu material apa? stainless steel ke inconnel 601? Nak pakai colour camne? matelic ke cooper? kan susah tu!!!
Tu belum lagi jika Nabi makan pakai kerusi dan meja...bentuk bulat ke bentuk heksagon?, oktagon?, nanagon? nak kena pergi Kedai perabot buat ansuran mudah! jimat ! hanya RM 1 dan tunggu 30 hari, kunjungilah kedai perabot terbesar di Malaysia , bla bla bla!!! Oh..
Biasa korang belajar doa makan macam nie:
"Allahummabariklana (hingga akhir)
Tapi tu sebenarnya doa tengok makanan, doa makan mudah sajer:
"Bismillah, barkatillah"
Lepas tu makan lah, dengan tiga jari (sunnah Nabi) kemudian, ada pulak suara2 yg sound:
"Eh, kenyang ke makan dengan tiga jari? "
Aku kata: "huh, anak cina makan dengan dua kayu elok2 habis nasi satu pinggang!!! "
Tapi oleh kerana aku sorang jer yg makan dengan tiga jari, org lain makan dengan lima jari, maka aku lihat kadar flow of suapan dan kadar quantity of lauk-pauk diorang lebih laju dan maju, maka aku menukar jariku dari 3 kepada 5...oh..tepuk dada tanya iman..
Kemudian aku minum dari tangan kanan yg tidak berbasuh...
Diorang tegur: "essh..pengotor betullah"
Aku kata: "Apa pulak kotor, aku makan nasi, bukan tahik!!!"(tapi aku kata dalam hati sebab aku lelaki beriman)
"Nie, apahal jilat2 jari nie? lucah betul!!"-tanya diorang pada aku...
"Makan ayam sedap sampai ke kaki....makan sate sedap sampai ke lidi he he heh"-kataku.
Banyak pulak diorang komplen cara aku makan..err maksud aku cara Nabi makan... aku tahu tak berguna berdebat ngan mereka kalau aku ubah topik dengan bertanya :
Tahukkah korang kenapa lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun?
Abang aku kata: sebab tengkuk lembu berat...bla bla bla..
Aku kata: "salah!!! lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun sebab mereka lapar!!!(tak lawak) ha ha ha!!!"
Aku menyambung: "Penting makan cara Nabi sebab kita hari2 makan, tapi bila tak ikut sunnah, maka jadi macam lembu dan kambing makan sajer, namun bila korang makan macam Nabi saw makan, maka di kira ibadat...
Masa nak makan, niatlah makan kerana perintah Allah, namun kena nafikan makanan yg bagi kenyang..hakikatnya kenyang datang dari kudrat Allah. "
Tiba2 mak aku tercekik tulang ikan.. (bayangkan seorang mak cik sedang tercekik tulang) Kemudian, Mak aku mendapat nasihat secara berperingkat, ada yg sarankan agar makan pisang, minum air dengan capat, makan nasi kepal dan lain2, tapi masih tak berjaya.. kesian mak aku...
"Huh! Hamka, Takkan kau tak tahu cara sunnah Nabi nak buang tulang tercekik camne?..cakap terer.."(kata abang aku)
Aku kata: "senang sajer...Mak angkat kedua-dua tangan ke atas.. "
Mak akupun buat..tapi masih tak jadi..
Aku kata: "lurus Mak, tangan mak dua-dua kena lurus... !!!"
(bayangkan seorang makcik yg sedang duduk bersila sambil kedua-dua tangan diluruskan ke atas, tangan kanan masih terdapat sisa2 nasi, manakala di lengan dan tengkuk di penuhi dengan rantai emas..)
Aku kata: "Sekarang sebut: SUPERMAN RETURN!!!!!! "
HA HA HA.. (semua org ketawa)-nasi berhembur-hembur di sana sini.
Mak aku juga ketawa..sehingga tulang yg tercekik itu terkeluar..
Semuanya dari Allah!!!
He he he...selamat mencuba, ni bukan hadith,,just pengalaman.
PS: sekiranya rakan korang menjadi mayat (over ketawa sehingga tulang mencucuk tengkuk) sesungguhnya penulis tidak bertanggung jawab!!! (supermanpun akan jadi mayat).
Aku datang dari keluarga yg besar...16 adik beradik, bila sesekali berkumpul, dah tentu mak aku akan buat majlis makan besar-besar dan best-best!!! Dalam ramai2 adik beradik, bukan semua yg suka stail aku, apabila aku bawa gaya hidup " gaya pulang ke pangkal jalan'"...maka adalah yg tak kena sana sini...oh..
Masa makan, aku pun duduk lah cara Nabi..(rujuk ustaz) lalu ada yg sound:
"apahal duduk macam nak berlari ajer...."
"tak baik lutut tinggi pada makanan.."
" ni duduk ke nak berak nie..?"
Oleh sebab aku lelaki beriman, maka aku buat muka seposen...aku pun basuh tangan,
Nota untuk mua'alaf: sebelum makan sunnah Nabi adalah basuh kedua2 tangan dan berkumur, insyaAllah jika korang amal nie sebelum korang mati Allah akan mempermudahkan segala urusan hutang piutang korang. 朒utang kereta/ rumah/ kahwin/ study/along bla bla bla!!!
Sambung balik, aku pun berpikir...ada baiknya juga Nabi tak makan pakai sudu @ garfu, kalau Nabi makan pakai sudu, susah pulak org miskin macam aku nak ikut sunnah Nabi, nak pakai sudu material apa? stainless steel ke inconnel 601? Nak pakai colour camne? matelic ke cooper? kan susah tu!!!
Tu belum lagi jika Nabi makan pakai kerusi dan meja...bentuk bulat ke bentuk heksagon?, oktagon?, nanagon? nak kena pergi Kedai perabot buat ansuran mudah! jimat ! hanya RM 1 dan tunggu 30 hari, kunjungilah kedai perabot terbesar di Malaysia , bla bla bla!!! Oh..
Biasa korang belajar doa makan macam nie:
"Allahummabariklana (hingga akhir)
Tapi tu sebenarnya doa tengok makanan, doa makan mudah sajer:
"Bismillah, barkatillah"
Lepas tu makan lah, dengan tiga jari (sunnah Nabi) kemudian, ada pulak suara2 yg sound:
"Eh, kenyang ke makan dengan tiga jari? "
Aku kata: "huh, anak cina makan dengan dua kayu elok2 habis nasi satu pinggang!!! "
Tapi oleh kerana aku sorang jer yg makan dengan tiga jari, org lain makan dengan lima jari, maka aku lihat kadar flow of suapan dan kadar quantity of lauk-pauk diorang lebih laju dan maju, maka aku menukar jariku dari 3 kepada 5...oh..tepuk dada tanya iman..
Kemudian aku minum dari tangan kanan yg tidak berbasuh...
Diorang tegur: "essh..pengotor betullah"
Aku kata: "Apa pulak kotor, aku makan nasi, bukan tahik!!!"(tapi aku kata dalam hati sebab aku lelaki beriman)
"Nie, apahal jilat2 jari nie? lucah betul!!"-tanya diorang pada aku...
"Makan ayam sedap sampai ke kaki....makan sate sedap sampai ke lidi he he heh"-kataku.
Banyak pulak diorang komplen cara aku makan..err maksud aku cara Nabi makan... aku tahu tak berguna berdebat ngan mereka kalau aku ubah topik dengan bertanya :
Tahukkah korang kenapa lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun?
Abang aku kata: sebab tengkuk lembu berat...bla bla bla..
Aku kata: "salah!!! lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun sebab mereka lapar!!!(tak lawak) ha ha ha!!!"
Aku menyambung: "Penting makan cara Nabi sebab kita hari2 makan, tapi bila tak ikut sunnah, maka jadi macam lembu dan kambing makan sajer, namun bila korang makan macam Nabi saw makan, maka di kira ibadat...
Masa nak makan, niatlah makan kerana perintah Allah, namun kena nafikan makanan yg bagi kenyang..hakikatnya kenyang datang dari kudrat Allah. "
Tiba2 mak aku tercekik tulang ikan.. (bayangkan seorang mak cik sedang tercekik tulang) Kemudian, Mak aku mendapat nasihat secara berperingkat, ada yg sarankan agar makan pisang, minum air dengan capat, makan nasi kepal dan lain2, tapi masih tak berjaya.. kesian mak aku...
"Huh! Hamka, Takkan kau tak tahu cara sunnah Nabi nak buang tulang tercekik camne?..cakap terer.."(kata abang aku)
Aku kata: "senang sajer...Mak angkat kedua-dua tangan ke atas.. "
Mak akupun buat..tapi masih tak jadi..
Aku kata: "lurus Mak, tangan mak dua-dua kena lurus... !!!"
(bayangkan seorang makcik yg sedang duduk bersila sambil kedua-dua tangan diluruskan ke atas, tangan kanan masih terdapat sisa2 nasi, manakala di lengan dan tengkuk di penuhi dengan rantai emas..)
Aku kata: "Sekarang sebut: SUPERMAN RETURN!!!!!! "
HA HA HA.. (semua org ketawa)-nasi berhembur-hembur di sana sini.
Mak aku juga ketawa..sehingga tulang yg tercekik itu terkeluar..
Semuanya dari Allah!!!
He he he...selamat mencuba, ni bukan hadith,,just pengalaman.
PS: sekiranya rakan korang menjadi mayat (over ketawa sehingga tulang mencucuk tengkuk) sesungguhnya penulis tidak bertanggung jawab!!! (supermanpun akan jadi mayat).
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Micro and macro so difficult
x sangke ak xleh jwb soalan micro n makro....
ak da dpt soalan micro n makro...
tp ak terkejut bler bace soalan 2.....
ak rase bersalah sbb xleh jwb soalan 2..
myb sbb ak slalu ponteng....memg btol pn sbb 2...
so tanpe segan silunye ak trus bgon dr tmpt duduk ak...
ak ambil beg ak and trus bla dr skula....
ak rase ckup bersalh.....tp ape kn daye kalu ak duduk dkt tmpt ak 2pn,bkn ak leh jwb...lebih baik ak chalow.....
jelas skali cikgu Zaidi nmpk kecewa dgn sikap ak i2.....ak rase amat bersalah....
kerana cikgu ZaIDI mengharapkan ak score dlm Ekonomi,tp sbaliknye ak xleh trime soalan 2...
ak x slh kn dri ak,sbb ak memg slh pn....apebila ak memikir kn sikap ak i2,ak rase amat bersalah...so ak xnk pikir la psl 2....sial!!!
arini ak exam Sejarah 2 n pengajian am 1.....tp ak x pg skula jgk,sbb arini cikgu Zaidi yg akn jge klas 2.....ak xnk jmpe dgn die lg,ak tkot die tnye mcm2 kt ak psl paper die....ak rase bersalah sgt nk jmpe dgn die.....Sorry cikgu....
myb taun ni ak byk bwt silap.....tp kesilapan ini tdk akn ak ulangi lg pd tahun hadapan....
ak akn ambil ini sbgai pengajaran utk dri ku,akibat kesalahan ak yg smue org nmpk...
Next year i'll try 2 be a perfect student,no more ponteng,mls,50-50.....tp ak berharap ak tdk berada di skula 2 lg......ak akn brubah di tmpt len...insyaallah
Ak xnk ulangi lg kesilapn ak mase ak dkt Putra n Klate.....myb da terlambat utk ak brubah dlm form 6 ni.....ak berharap ak mendapat tawaran di tempat len
ak da dpt soalan micro n makro...
tp ak terkejut bler bace soalan 2.....
ak rase bersalah sbb xleh jwb soalan 2..
myb sbb ak slalu ponteng....memg btol pn sbb 2...
so tanpe segan silunye ak trus bgon dr tmpt duduk ak...
ak ambil beg ak and trus bla dr skula....
ak rase ckup bersalh.....tp ape kn daye kalu ak duduk dkt tmpt ak 2pn,bkn ak leh jwb...lebih baik ak chalow.....
jelas skali cikgu Zaidi nmpk kecewa dgn sikap ak i2.....ak rase amat bersalah....
kerana cikgu ZaIDI mengharapkan ak score dlm Ekonomi,tp sbaliknye ak xleh trime soalan 2...
ak x slh kn dri ak,sbb ak memg slh pn....apebila ak memikir kn sikap ak i2,ak rase amat bersalah...so ak xnk pikir la psl 2....sial!!!
arini ak exam Sejarah 2 n pengajian am 1.....tp ak x pg skula jgk,sbb arini cikgu Zaidi yg akn jge klas 2.....ak xnk jmpe dgn die lg,ak tkot die tnye mcm2 kt ak psl paper die....ak rase bersalah sgt nk jmpe dgn die.....Sorry cikgu....
myb taun ni ak byk bwt silap.....tp kesilapan ini tdk akn ak ulangi lg pd tahun hadapan....
ak akn ambil ini sbgai pengajaran utk dri ku,akibat kesalahan ak yg smue org nmpk...
Next year i'll try 2 be a perfect student,no more ponteng,mls,50-50.....tp ak berharap ak tdk berada di skula 2 lg......ak akn brubah di tmpt len...insyaallah
Ak xnk ulangi lg kesilapn ak mase ak dkt Putra n Klate.....myb da terlambat utk ak brubah dlm form 6 ni.....ak berharap ak mendapat tawaran di tempat len
Monday, November 3, 2008
Bengang!!!
Ada sorg bdk sial ni...
ak xtau la psl ape suke sgt cri psl dgn ak????
nk kate ak kco idop die pn x...
tp skit2 nk cri psl dgn ak..
ape slh ak???
adela 1 mase ni,die sound ak gler babi pnye....ape lg ak pn bengang tahap naruto la
die igt ak nk diam je die sound ak...
ak pn ade mulut la wei!!!!
ak pn bleh sound la sial!!!
ape lg ak sound jela...
ikot ati ak,nk tumbuk je bdk ni..
nseb bek ak bleh pk lg...
tau la ni bkn tmpt ak...
sbr jela...
tp smpai bler ak nk sbr???
ak bleh brgado mulut dgn die pn sbb ade sorg hambe ALLAH ni yg batu api...
xpe2 si batu api....
ko tgu jela mse ko....mse ko akn tibe!!!
bler da tibe mase ko....ko xyh bersuare la ye....
sbb ak nk tutup suare ko yg sumbang mahram 2....
bak kate org mulut org xleh tutup....
ak pn tau...
tp kalu kte usaha mesti bleh kn???
Usaha???
usaha mcmane???
adela cre ak sndri...
ak rase kalu bdk2 yg x di ajar ni kte x ajar...
mcmane die nk pndai kn???
tgu la satu mase ak da xleh sbr....siap la ko!!!!
ak x peduli ni tmpt ko ke,tmpt nenek ko ke....pd dead same ko!!!
yg pasti harinye akn tibe,tp xtau bler...ak arap ari 2 xkn tibe la...
yelakn,kalu ak bergado pn,bkn dpt 1 juta pn!!!1 ssen pn x dpt.....
dpt msok wad adela.....ok lg la msok....kalu msok lokap???
kn da buruk image ak kt c2....
tp kire ok lg la msok lokap....kalu msuk kubur trus???ape yg ko nk ckp???
mati shahid???kepale hotak ko mati shahid!!!...ini bdoh namenye....ak xnk mati sbb brgado dgn bdk bdoh ni
inilah dikate kn manusia,hnye memikirkn sesuatu bnde yg die nmpk saje....
die x pk ape yg akn terjadi jikalau die berbuat demikian....poyo kn ayt ak,nk best je
sbb bnda yg kecik yg bleh settle,di0org bdoh nk perbesarkn mslh 2....
manusia2,spattnye kte seharusnye berfikiran positif not negative...ayt nk best je
kte seharusnya mengambil isi tersurat dan tersirat sblm membwt keputusan....lg la poyo kn ayt ni...
mcm nk bwt rumusan la pulak.....tp isi tersirat cume ade dlm rumusan form 5 je...rumusan form 6 mane ade isi tersirat....kire rumusan form 6 ni lg snang la.....rumusan je yg snang,yg len stock pecah otak...
pecah otak ye,bkn perah otak....
kesimpulanye,be positive not negative...ak xtau la brape pnjang karangan ak ni....da ckup 700 ke lum....korg kire la ye...ak da x lrt nk kire....karangan form 6 mest 700 patah perkataan...kalu da ckup 2 mknenye ak lulus la dan korg bleh bg ak lesen L la...hahahaha...
pndai2 la 2kr tajuk karangan ak ni,sbb 2 bkn tajuk sbnr....tajuk sbnr AKU YG BENGANG!!!!
same je dgn tajuk yg ats 2 kn.....what the gell la ko...
Esk r cter!!!!
sekian bye2
ak xtau la psl ape suke sgt cri psl dgn ak????
nk kate ak kco idop die pn x...
tp skit2 nk cri psl dgn ak..
ape slh ak???
adela 1 mase ni,die sound ak gler babi pnye....ape lg ak pn bengang tahap naruto la
die igt ak nk diam je die sound ak...
ak pn ade mulut la wei!!!!
ak pn bleh sound la sial!!!
ape lg ak sound jela...
ikot ati ak,nk tumbuk je bdk ni..
nseb bek ak bleh pk lg...
tau la ni bkn tmpt ak...
sbr jela...
tp smpai bler ak nk sbr???
ak bleh brgado mulut dgn die pn sbb ade sorg hambe ALLAH ni yg batu api...
xpe2 si batu api....
ko tgu jela mse ko....mse ko akn tibe!!!
bler da tibe mase ko....ko xyh bersuare la ye....
sbb ak nk tutup suare ko yg sumbang mahram 2....
bak kate org mulut org xleh tutup....
ak pn tau...
tp kalu kte usaha mesti bleh kn???
Usaha???
usaha mcmane???
adela cre ak sndri...
ak rase kalu bdk2 yg x di ajar ni kte x ajar...
mcmane die nk pndai kn???
tgu la satu mase ak da xleh sbr....siap la ko!!!!
ak x peduli ni tmpt ko ke,tmpt nenek ko ke....pd dead same ko!!!
yg pasti harinye akn tibe,tp xtau bler...ak arap ari 2 xkn tibe la...
yelakn,kalu ak bergado pn,bkn dpt 1 juta pn!!!1 ssen pn x dpt.....
dpt msok wad adela.....ok lg la msok....kalu msok lokap???
kn da buruk image ak kt c2....
tp kire ok lg la msok lokap....kalu msuk kubur trus???ape yg ko nk ckp???
mati shahid???kepale hotak ko mati shahid!!!...ini bdoh namenye....ak xnk mati sbb brgado dgn bdk bdoh ni
inilah dikate kn manusia,hnye memikirkn sesuatu bnde yg die nmpk saje....
die x pk ape yg akn terjadi jikalau die berbuat demikian....poyo kn ayt ak,nk best je
sbb bnda yg kecik yg bleh settle,di0org bdoh nk perbesarkn mslh 2....
manusia2,spattnye kte seharusnye berfikiran positif not negative...ayt nk best je
kte seharusnya mengambil isi tersurat dan tersirat sblm membwt keputusan....lg la poyo kn ayt ni...
mcm nk bwt rumusan la pulak.....tp isi tersirat cume ade dlm rumusan form 5 je...rumusan form 6 mane ade isi tersirat....kire rumusan form 6 ni lg snang la.....rumusan je yg snang,yg len stock pecah otak...
pecah otak ye,bkn perah otak....
kesimpulanye,be positive not negative...ak xtau la brape pnjang karangan ak ni....da ckup 700 ke lum....korg kire la ye...ak da x lrt nk kire....karangan form 6 mest 700 patah perkataan...kalu da ckup 2 mknenye ak lulus la dan korg bleh bg ak lesen L la...hahahaha...
pndai2 la 2kr tajuk karangan ak ni,sbb 2 bkn tajuk sbnr....tajuk sbnr AKU YG BENGANG!!!!
same je dgn tajuk yg ats 2 kn.....what the gell la ko...
Esk r cter!!!!
sekian bye2
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